Movie, Game and Music Reviews fo teh L33T Hata

Movie Length:  1 hour 43 minutes

Starring Steve Lemme and Kevin Heffernan

Super Troopers: Doofus burger scene

Just thought i would post this movie since its one of my favorite comedies. This movie stars the broken lizards comedy team(beerfest, club dread) and is just funny as hell. Basically its about a group of highway patrol officers who like to mess with everyone they pull over rather than actually do their jobs. When i say mess with them i mean they play games like…..who can say meow the most. Another one is called repeater……where one officer repeats everything the other does. I realize that may not sound funny but it really is.  Officer Farva just kills me…..probably because he reminds me of myself. hahahaha

Super Troopers: Meow scene

Last Words: Treat yourself to laugh and pick this movie up

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Official Movie Site: http://www.chuckandlarry.com//
Theatrical Release: July 20, 2007
Movie Length:  1 hour 50 minutes

Starring Adam Sandler and Kevin James

Chuck and Larry trailer :

This one is a toss up for me i suppose. Just incase you don’t know this is a movie about 2 men pretending to be gay. Thats all you need to know….lol. For me this movie was watchable at best. I mean…sure i laughed here and there but that doesn’t make it a good movie. One thing this movie has plenty of is…queer stereotypes. It feels like the movies message is….gays are people also…..just disgusting and embarrasing ones. Anyhow this move is exactly what you would expect from these 2 comedians. If your a fan of sandler or james you will probably like his movie.

Last Words: If your not a sandler or james fan….flip a coin i suppose.

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Official Movie Site: http://www.hotfuzz.com/
Theatrical Release: April 20, 2007  DVD Release: July 31, 2007
Movie Length:  2 hours 1 minute

Starring Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and directed by Edgar Wright

 Hott Fuzz Trailer:

Just like Shaun of the Dead this movie has Action, comedy and plenty of blood. This movie is one hell of a good time. The only thing it was lacking was some nudity….lol. This comedy team is just top notch in my opinion.  I could not stop laughing at how stupid the entire police department was. The last half hour was just spectacular….watching Pegg and Frost take on all those senior citizens. Can’t forget about the dumb lurchy guy (Michael)who answers each question with a very slow YAAAARP…lol. Heres a couple lines from the movie…. Ever fired your gun in the air and yelled, ‘Aaaaaaah? and… Is it true that there’s a point on a man’s head where if you shoot it, it will blow up? hahahahahahaha

Beginning of end shootout scene:

Last Words: If you liked shaun of the dead then watch this movie. If you didn’t like shaun of the dead or, have not seen it…..watch this movie. Just too good to miss.
 

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ok.. so I came across this download for American Pie 5…. so well, I downloaded it (torrents FTW!).  And well the the movie opens with the Stifler cousin killing his grandmother with a cumshot…. it kinda set the tone of what to expect. I really really really thought it was gunna be a cheap exploitation of the American Pie franchise with a flow of brainless, lowest-common denominator flow of bad sex, toilet and midget jokes. As its turns out it was a cheap exploitation of the American Pie franchise with moderately funny to guiltily-outright funny flow of brainless, lowest-common denominator flow of bad sex, toilet and midget jokes. Sorry.. “little people’.

Still I would pan this movie, except it had the more boobies and naked college chicks of any post -Ridgemont-high-school movie short of an actual Girl Gone Wild video.

ie…Movie Hata says: WOOT!! Boobies!! Tastleless humor fun!!   Here’s to American Pie 6!! ROFL.

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Since it seems this movie for some crazzzy reason doesn’t have an official trailer… here’s a fan made one:

and a nice highlight vid complete with plenty of boobies and midgets…sorry “little people”.

“what is this Enter the Midget?!” ROFLCOPTER.

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Official Movie Site: http://www.transformersmovie.com/
Release: July 3rd
Movie Length:  2 hours 24 minutes

Starring Shia Labeouf, Megan Fox and directed by Michael Bay

Transformers Trailer:

What can i say about this movie……other than asolutely amazing. I loved everything about it. Maybe its because i have always been a die hard fan and Optimus Prime is my damn hero. No matter the reason…..I loved it. Sure you could say the plot was a bit weak or that sometimes the cheeky humour was a bit much but, who the fuck cares. I have read plenty of reviews with lots of complaints about lack of character develepment. I would say that holds true for most of the transfomers themselves but, not for the humans. Many of reviews also complained that it was hard to make out alot of the action. I guess that may hold true for some but, for me and all others i know that have seen it has not been an issue. My only personal complaint about the movie is how they made Optimus seem weak in the fight against megatron. Hopefully they make him kick more ass in the sequel. I went to see a movie about giant robots and thats what i got. I got to see my childhood idols come to life on the big screen….my life is now complete. I mean come on…….Optimus has a fucking sword.

Last Words: Get your ass to the theatre and watch this fucking movie

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